Oh my word. I was looking at Halloween costumes online at a big box store and among the offerings for women were some of the silliest things I’ve seen. These don’t quite beat out the Sexy Piñata costume I saw on Pinterest, but they rank high on the ridiculous index. Here they are, including costumes that are not even close to being connected to the real jobs they represent. Sexy Commando? Come on now. And then there’s just plain weird. Racy Racoon? Ya gotta be kidding me. Please, I beg you. Just say no. Tomorrow I’m sharing fun, empowering costume ideas!